Some of you may know of him; he’s the guy who photobombs selfies at gatherings and who makes terrible puns on twitter. He’s the guy who was lurking on younow before/after dan and phil’s liveshows, but most of all he’s a really nice and really funny…

MUAHAH I knew him first guys. He was playing ukulele at Rowan and he’s kinda the coolest. So yeah, Do anything he says.


Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this