The first time I kissed a girl, I was three years old. It was one of my friends from nursery school, a little pale girl with long red hair and freckled skin. I don’t remember anything from the experience other than my mother yelling at me and telling me that the only girl I should ever kiss was…




Some of you may know of him; he’s the guy who photobombs selfies at gatherings and who makes terrible puns on twitter. He’s the guy who was lurking on younow before/after dan and phil’s liveshows, but most of all he’s a really nice and really funny…

MUAHAH I knew him first guys. He was playing ukulele at Rowan and he’s kinda the coolest. So yeah, Do anything he says.


Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this