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Dark Horse

bowie-is-a-babe:

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer

This is EXQUISITE

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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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your bruise
07/12/1994

indoor-laughs:

7/12/1994 - your bruise

it all ended when i thought it would continue
a petty fight and i was turning 19 soon
no call, no reply
i blacked out on my roof
drunk with my boys on my doorstep
i proceeded to tell them:
about the boy who beat me senselessly
that was when i was fifteen, 
sometimes i get scared when i bruise in my sleep.
i thought i forgot when i was seventeen
people only know how to hurt me
whether it’s my body or feelings.

morphing into things i don’t want to be
my body was built to please,
that’s what my dad taught me

slim wrists and collar bones
and bruises beneath my clothes
but you will never know

because you claim to be boring
and uninteresting
so i’ll add you to the list of people who have hurt me.

it takes strength to be gentle and kind,
but the people i meet are weak and tired
you were always weak and tired
a hollow ear i cried to
that i never said goodbye to.

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morganisonfirex:

themilsonetwork:

Open when you need to know how much I love you
Open when you’re mad at me
Open when you miss me
Open when you’re lonely
Open when you’re happy
Open when you’ve had a long day
Open when you’ve had a bad day
Open when you’re sick
Open when you’ve left me after visiting
Open when you can’t sleep
Open when you’re horny
Open when you’re imagining our future
Open when we can’t communicate with each other
Open when you need a reminder of all the things I love about you
Open when you need motivation/encouragement. 
Open when you need to laugh. 
Open when you’re bored. 
Open when we’re fighting (and it’s you’re fault) 
Open when we’re fighting (and it’s my fault) 
Open when you need a kiss (which I added a candy kiss in the letter haha) 
Open when you miss America (because he is also deployed and I love photography so, I added a lot of pictures I have taken of the beach and stuff)
Open when you need some lovin’ (take a piece of paper and lay it on a flat, hard surface and grab some lipstick; put A LOT of the lipstick on and kiss the paper as it lays flat; now they will have a bunch of kissies from you!)

crying

morganisonfirex:

themilsonetwork:

  • Open when you need to know how much I love you
  • Open when you’re mad at me
  • Open when you miss me
  • Open when you’re lonely
  • Open when you’re happy
  • Open when you’ve had a long day
  • Open when you’ve had a bad day
  • Open when you’re sick
  • Open when you’ve left me after visiting
  • Open when you can’t sleep
  • Open when you’re horny
  • Open when you’re imagining our future
  • Open when we can’t communicate with each other
  • Open when you need a reminder of all the things I love about you
  • Open when you need motivation/encouragement. 
  • Open when you need to laugh. 
  • Open when you’re bored. 
  • Open when we’re fighting (and it’s you’re fault) 
  • Open when we’re fighting (and it’s my fault) 
  • Open when you need a kiss (which I added a candy kiss in the letter haha) 
  • Open when you miss America (because he is also deployed and I love photography so, I added a lot of pictures I have taken of the beach and stuff)
  • Open when you need some lovin’ (take a piece of paper and lay it on a flat, hard surface and grab some lipstick; put A LOT of the lipstick on and kiss the paper as it lays flat; now they will have a bunch of kissies from you!)

crying

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chelsdamelsp:

tardissaurus-rex:


I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

-le reblogs 5th time-

Doing my homework.

Makes me feel like I’m getting shit done.

Even reblogging this feels like I’m changing the world.

this may be the bad-assest song EVER

OH HELLZ YES I can save the world now. And do parkour. and be a super hero.

(Source: obrienroden, via super-magic-smile)